ASMR

Audio and video recordings, usually recorded with a good microphone, of sounds like dumb women whispering and guys scraping their unshaved testicles against the microphone for your satisfaction.

Evolution has failed.

Sorry Darwin, we tried.

Q:Why are you half naked with a microphone between your legs?

A:I'm recording very serious sounds that help a lot of people, today it's testicle day.

"I'm afraid of my real problems and refuse to go see a professional so instead I'm watching and listing ASMR"

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Sounds that make you sleepy.

I feel asleep from the ASMR

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"Awesome synchronized metallic rats" -Kevin Moon

"Hey did you see the TBZ Vlive where Kevin said ASMR stands for Awesome Synchronized Metallic Rats?"

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A craze for sad lonely little boys who cant speak to girls. Hence why most the videos are made by gorgeous girls.

"Ive got nothing to do with my boring life, better go watch some ASMR!"

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That moment when Min Yoongi whispers 'Yeah, Suga' before his raps and you get a tingly sensation down your spine/through your body.

*Listening to Pied Piper. It gets to 2:03 and Yoongi whispers 'Yeah, Suga'*

Me: Oh, shit, dude. Yoongi just gave me ASMR!

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Nice sounds and pictures

I made an ASMR video

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ASMR stands for agross screepy moverrated rearrape
An ASMR video is of someone whispering into a mic like a creepy perv and you can hear saliva moving around in their mouth

sometimes ASMR can be of people eating with their mouth open bigger than a hippo and making disgusting noises

eating ASMR is usually made by asians because they will literally eat anything

ahhh i love the sound of your long dirty witch nails scraping sandpaper it gives me ASMR tingles

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