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A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.
Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?
-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.
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When a man pulls out during sex, skeets on his hand and proceeds to slaps the lady across the face.
guy 1: Carol wasn't to happy with me after last night..
guy 2: Why not?
guy 1: I gave her a nasty abbott!
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One of the greatest heavy metal guitarists of all time. Your tragic passing has affected us in a way we cannot describe. You will be sorely missed, but we shall never forget.
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Is a little basic white girl that actually has a dick that is an astonishing 3inches long, If u know a Corey Abbott their most likely gay and want ur 3incher. Corey Abbott’s have sex with their uncle tony Abbott who is a faggot
Oh look there’s that white girl corey Abbott who’s actually a gay dude
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Australian politician that denies climate change. Stands for nothing more than getting into power. Claims to be a christian but shows his true colors when it comes to asylum seekers.
That blokes more racist than Tony Abbott.
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The shithole governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.
"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
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A stupid dickhead that the Australian people voted Prime Minister. He is a racist, sexist dumbfuck who doesn't care for our environment and has given Australia a bad name by even existing.
Person One: Who did we vote PM again?
Person Two: That stupid dick face Tony Abbott
Person One: Oh right!
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