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Contrary to popular beleif, absinthe is a strong alcoholic beverage that WILL NOT make you hallucinate or see faries. due to its high alcohol % it will just fuck you up and get you really drunk. most people have never had absinthe make posts on UD cuz they saw euro trip.
dude 1: "hey maaann i heard that absinthe will make you trip.."
dude 2:"thats cuz your a skeevey cunt who smokes black cock"
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A drink that makes you dance like a prick... and sing Rolling Stones songs really badly. I recommend it.
That dude wanted to punch you for singing Angie so badly.
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A tasty drink with up to 85% alcohol that should not be taken unless you plan on cheating on your girlfriend. Sorry!
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The best alcohol drink ever invented!
Usually green in colour.
absinthe + irritable bowel syndrome = jobbies in ones pants.
Hapsburg Gold Label Absinthe is 89.9% alcohol! Now thats quality!
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Strong green liqueur containing wormwood. Bright green and causes hallucinations.
To consume absinthe, pour sugar on a spoon, set it alight and dip the caramelized sugar into the drink, adding an equal amount of water to extinguish the flame.
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a strong alcoholic drink usually green. illegal in america. can numb the mouth, and is advised to be the only drink of the evening when drinking
MAN, Weck!! You had absinthe after what amounted to four shots of brandy and followed it by two shots of jagermeister on your last night in Berlin!
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A green liquid containing 60-80% alcohol and wormwood absinth. Good absinth (illegal in most countries) can cause hallucination. Bad absinth just gets you really wasted. Many people believe absinth was the cause of a lot of old French guys going crazy in the 18th and 19th centuries.
The Stanford Tri Delt was straight tore up when I was sober, but as I downed more and more absinth, she magically transformed to beat to slightly below average to nothing to write home about to blowed. Then I got her indabutt and was very surprised when I woke up next to a disgusting pig the next morning.
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