to use in those moments when some people just lack the common sense to know what your reply will be to something they said
justin: why do people make such a big deal out of things?
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack
this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central
the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts
guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?
guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!
guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied
this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...
guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!
A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.
Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
Q: Hey... it's been a rough year -- time for libations yet? A: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!
like absolutely but extreme
i wabsofuckinglutely will
Riley, you swore to me, you absofuckinglutely swore to me you weren't going to diddle around with the expense account this time!