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First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.
Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”
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A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
Steve's an accordion monkey.
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Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.
All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."
A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.
Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.
Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.
When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.
Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"
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To posess godlike powers with regards the playing of the accordion (the opposite of accordion monkey
'Martin White is an Accordion God'
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I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.
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