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The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)
Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.
Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends
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The sound of scrotal impact upon the anal region of the recipient.
The fat individual tends to create louder scrotal acoustics during intercourse.
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When you misplace your vibrator
Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.
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Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)
Another word for Fart.
Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!
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Each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently.
- Why are my farts always louder than yours?
- Cause we have different ass acoustics.
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Acoustic Soul music is a music genre originating in the lounge room of people who think they are awesome and in touch with a higher spirituality, combining elements of gospel music and rhythm and soul, but always played acoustic.1 According to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, acoustic soul is "music that arose out of the gang bang experience in Africa through the transmutation of gospel and rhythm & blues into a form of funky, secular testifying."
Loving this acoustic soul music
The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.
Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.