Acton, MA

A small and pointless town where all places of recreation where at one point torn down and turned into ugly apartments that no one ever bought, or were gutted and are left as lone standing buildings waiting until the day they fall, much like the Mineke and the McDonald's.

The school system is decent, full of teachers who care too much about things that aren't important. There are a range of stereotypes, including the normal portugese cliques, the stereotypical blacks, the druggies, the skaters (what's the difference between the two latter? no one knows,) the sluts, the preps, the emos, the scenies, and the jocks. There's tons of homophobia from the vast majority of jocks, but there is a more broad acceptance of homosexuality than most other schools. The GSA's pretty big.

There's essentially nowhere to hang out. Drug dealings go on primarily behind the Bowladrome, a dark place where children go to bowl, win cheap prizes from the arcade, and possibly be kidnapped and never seen again. Most of the town goes through a Starbucks every now and again since the installment of one several years ago. There's a zillion Dunkin Donuts and probably seven billion ATMs. The kids have no cash and get by by smoking serious weed and being losers. Nothing too great.

And we believe that you can't spell "losers" without LS, standing for Lincoln-Sudbury (Drunkin' Drugsbury), our sports rival.

P.S. The girls do not cut off their toes for crack.

1: Where you from?
2: Acton, MA
1: Where the hell is that?
2: Exactly.

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Acton, Massachusetts

Essentially the epitome of angsty teenage boredom, Acton, Massachusetts is a small suburban town an hour out of its state's capital city, Boston.
The town is vastly overpopulated, mostly by Asians who have moved into tiny townhouses that were erected in places that either used to hold forests or recreational buildings. Due to the constant demand for housing, more and more locations initially meant for entertainment are being destroyed to build complexes.
Their high school is largely filled with dumb jocks with vocabularies as broad as that of the average fourth grader's, and coked-out whores who are unnaturally thin and unnaturally blond.
The most common activities for these bored teenagers are smoking marijuana behind the bowladrome, getting drunk in public, complaining about how boring Acton is, throwing up the horrible low-quality Asian food at Harmony's restaurant, and having orgies.
Also, a good number of crazy people live here. A prime example is the demographic of girls who were obsessed with horses in middle school and now hook up with boys at random, go out of their way to hit on men who obviously don't want them, and make ridiculous youtube channels that make them look like schiziophrenic nutcases.
I would not suggest vacationing here.

1: Dude, where did you go on vacation?
2: Acton, Massachusetts.
1: What did you do there?
2: Nothing..

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Acton California

A small hick town placed between Palmdale and SCV. It is inhabited by wannabe rednecks, cowgirls, bros, and bro hoes and almost everyone that lives here will stay here until they die. Only to then be buried in the local cemetery. There is absolutely nothing to do except ride horses or dirt bikes and attend pathetic parties where you will be able to see 13 year olds puking everywhere. The high school is one big trailer park (hence the name “trailer trash high”) with an illegal dome placed in the middle of the school that nobody can use. They can’t keep a principle for over a year and if they’re lucky, teachers tend to stay for an entire semester. The people who live here have to know every little detail about everyone else so they have something to gossip about in their daily pathetic lives. However, there are those select few that manage to escape by passing Vasquez rocks and realizing that Acton is a complete shithole. Then there are those who just can’t handle this town and commit suicide (which is a common reoccurrence here). If you want to survive, you must act as if you genuinely give a shit about the insignificant crap that goes on in this town and the people in it. Or pretend that you have a southern accent and state that you love Texas even though you have never even been there.

high school kid #1: "dude, i just got a job at the acton market."
high school kid #2: "thats sick dude, get money get paid."

acton resident: "welcome to acton california, whats your full name? where were you born? whats your social securty #? likes? dislikes? family tree? who do you know and what do you do? religious views? political views? i want to know everything about you because i care."

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Acton, MA

a boring pointless town with nothing to do. Everyones rich and they hate CC (Concord-Carlisle) and are always critizing them when they don't even notice that Concord and Acton are almost exactly the same. The only difference is that Acton has way more druggies and drug deals go on daily behind the bowladrome. A dark sketchy place where you feel like you are gonna get raped or kidnapped.

P.S. we believe u cant spell loser without LS standing for Lincoln Sudbury.

Example 1: Who's that gay kid. "He's from Concord"

Example 2: Who's that awesome kid? "He's from Acton, MA"

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jordan acton potts

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around

your so strange you act like jordan acton potts

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Acton

: A controlling and manipulative individual who embodies everything toxic in a relationship. Often exhibiting traits of narcissistic personality disorder, she thrives on emotional manipulation and seeks to dominate those around her. Known for driving a Dodge Charger, Acton uses her charm to mask her true nature, leaving a trail of hurt and confusion in her wake. If you encounter an Acton, be prepared for emotional games and deceit—she's the quintessential bad person wrapped in a facade of confidence.

1. I thought she was sweet at first, but it turns out she's just another Acton—controlling and manipulative."

2. "Every time I see her driving that Dodge Charger, I remember how toxic Acton really is."

3. "Don't get caught up in her charm; an Acton will only use you for her own gain."

Acton

An Acton (-Latin For Handlebars ) is a person who has a sexual fixation on farm animals dirt bike handlebars and even his on female relatives, (Cousins, Sister, mother,) it is a truly sad disorder. Closely related to the Grease Monkey and the Red neck. If you ever see a Acton in his wild habitat you should immediately deliver him to the nearest veterinarian.

“Hide your children dirt bikes and farm animals here comes an Acton”