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adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 30, 2004

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adam sandler

Adam Sandler is an american retard. Talentless gimp with no endeering qualities. He so bendy SCOPE in the UK are considering changing their name to the Sandler Society

isnt the waterboy funny? Adam Sandler is soo funny. What do you think chatroom?

no edith its shit and that nonce Sandler is a wanker

by Belding November 3, 2006

164๐Ÿ‘ 400๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam Sandler

A very funny comedian in very typical movies.

John: Hey Tom, did you know they're making a new Adam Sandler movie?

Tom: Really? What's it about?

John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.

Tom: Sounds just like his last movie!

by Mike_Litoris July 30, 2011

43๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam Sandler

Some 50 year old douchebag who somehow doesn't get tired of the same fart jokes for 20 years.

Adam Sandler has been really quiet ever since Isis collapsed

by Slayer_of_egirls July 17, 2019

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Adam sandler

A "comedic genius" with a fan base i'm assuming between the ages of 6 - 12 and 80 - 100+ (when senility has a firm grip).... also..... stomping around and yelling to the best of your ability doesn't make you a tough guy,it just makes you look like more of a dipshit.

If that loudmouth Adam sandler wannabe doesn't shut the fuck up,i'm gonna show him what tough really looks like.

by Black hole 1982 December 3, 2020

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The Adam Sandler Effect

When someone is dating someone way out of their league or is a lot younger. Comes from Adam Sandler's films where he's always with a super attractive, young women.

Damn, my girlfriend is so hot, its definitely the Adam Sandler Effect.

by eltonjohnskid February 21, 2022


Dean Adam Sandler

What would even make you want to look this up you absolute degenerate of a human being
This is literally just a funny name

Bro I think Dean Adam Sandler is kinda sus

by AwesomeC08 January 17, 2023