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The reason every teenager, college kid, and meth head suddenly has ADHD.
College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
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Kiddy Speed, its like speed because of all the amphetamine salts.
Adderall is a psychostimulant comprising mixed amphetamine salts. The drug is used primarily to treat ADHD and narcolepsy.
Gary has ADHD but he sells Adderall ready for snorting.
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The only way to pass high school.
If I never took adderall I would still be a freshmen
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A hate crime to refuse to prescribe in exclusion assault I want charges brought please
I've been on Adderall for 25 year
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Adderall or Addies, is a stimulant drug that is prescribed to individuals with ADHD or ADD. Although its purpose is to aid those whom medically need it to operate in their daily routines, it is also very common among college students because it helps them study for exams and do homework. It contains Amphetamine, an ingredient known to have a high potential of abuse.
Dude, I took 40 mg of Addies this morning and i'm like a fu*cking twerking horse right now.
Hey, I have a really long paper due tomorrow. Do you think you can hook me up with two Adderall tabs?
Holy crap, How many milligrams were those Adderall pills you gave me?
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a ADHD medication used for focus and control. It is taken when your add ass self can focus on shit without getting distracted or you have a test that u will fuck up on. In general it is for concentration and control.
"holy shit that's shinny"
"go take your adderall"
dude :lets fuck
chick : aight but i will need an adderall first
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Mmmmm... Delicious... It's like candy. Except if "candy" was cocaine and cocaine lasted 6-8 hours. (I vaguely remember doing this one but whatever the dialogue is what matters)
Hym "Just an FYI, we're probably going to need (either) some Adderall or alcohol. So... Yeah make that happen..."
Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."
Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"
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