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Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".
1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?
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a guy who has the godsent gift to ruin any movie he's in.
Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."
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One who begins saying their lines while another is attempting to deliver their's.
"this one will take you further down the...."
"WHOA!"
(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"
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Used to describe someone with a chin that resembles an ass crack.
What do you think of Lisa?
She's cute but she has a Ben Affleck
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verb: to wreck anything by merely loaning your name or persona to it
adjective: cursed, tainted, ruined, spoiled
noun: a talentless pile of flotsam that should soon go away
"I was going to run for a liberal Democrat whiny dog catcher in my home town, but once I found out that Ben Affleck was campaigning for me, I conceded to the retarded lobster who was running against me as I knew that I would lose"
"I found out that the free lunch involved listening to some Amway speaker; what a Ben Affleck that turned out to be"
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When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.
I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?
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quite possibly the most talentless actor in hollywood right now. I'd prefer to shove thick needles in my cock, than watch any of his shitty movies like daredevil or gigli. Just because your friends with a talented actor like Matt Damon, doesn't mean you yourself have any acting skill. I wish he would crash his car on I-95 and die...hes also a stupid red sox fan
Dude 1: Let's watch daredevil, it has jennifer garner in it!
Dude 2: no way man, it also has ben affleck...he sucks at acting, I wish he would die
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