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Australian band. They sing about anchors.
Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow
Stewart: Dude, do you know The Amity Affliction?
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.
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1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.
2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.
3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.
1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.
2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.
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Dreaded affliction is better then tayzer.
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One of the greatest mixed martial arts events ever.
Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"
Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"
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An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.
Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
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A submissive male that lacks originality, brains and the ability to think on his own.
Jennifer: Steve's a nice guy but once he went college he got a bad case Frat Boy Affliction...pretty sad too.
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!
When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.
Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next
Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!
Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
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