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usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
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the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
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The warm fuzzy feeling one gets post pucking
ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?
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The world's first after sex doll.
A cuddly companion for women after sex.
You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.
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The act in which you have sex than after your girlfriend proceeds to controll your every day life.
man 1.i have to go to the mall with my girlfriend today.
man 2. why?
man 1. we had sex last night.
man 2. lucky
man 1. not really she owns my soel now im her after sex slave
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Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.
"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.
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just like it sounds a call made after sex
i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
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