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agent

when something is extremely better than something else is

I am so much more agent than you are it isn't even funny.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

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The Agent

A house producer, average music, usually liked by posers and deaf people, only uses samples, forgotten how to use synths.

The agent should STOP MAKING TECHNO and try new things in life. i just had a lychee, it was nice

by DJHermione23 January 31, 2010

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agent

Dutch word for cop or police officer.

Ik wil graag agent worden (I want to become a cop / police officer).

by YourMotherJeMoeder August 2, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent

Guys who suck in comparison to Neo

Agents suck hairy balls

by Justin March 18, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent of Fortune

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

by beowulf486 September 19, 2013


double agent

Someone who is friends with 2 people/sides that don't like each other. And will share gossip from each side with the other.

I thought April was my friend but she told Erika I called her a cow. I think she's playing double agent.

by plastic hawaiian April 17, 2009

61๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


agent-9029

An absolute badass motherfucker who pulls mad bitches and can seemingly do anything and everything.

Agent-9029 is the greatest agent in the Ichigaya organization.

by Back Wing March 17, 2017

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