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A sport with a dog and person competing as a team, for time, on an obstacle-type course. There are jumps, tunnels, teetertotters, weave poles, dogwalk, Aframe, broadjump, other spread jumps and other possible obstacles that the dog must go over, through, across, weave between in a preordained and specific manner and order. Fastest time with the fewest faults for mistakes, wins. Based on horseshow jumping. Only dog takes the obstacles. Person must handle, run with dog, off leash without toys or treats, or touching dog or obstacles. Runs that count (qualify for some title) are called Q's. Also there are Double Q's and Super Q's, and dirty Q's. Agility tends to produce its own language.
I'm going to an agility trial this weekend. I hope to come home with some Double Q's.
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The heroic abilites that are called upon in drunken situations
Ruben had the agilability to hop that fence to evade the 5-0
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he is a good person and smart. many people love him for him amazing personality, awesome figure. easy going but looks mysterious at the same time. everyone was interested in getting closer to him, he always deserved all the love. his heart is clean and full of kindness, he is firm for his life and anything that bothers him.
"why do you still love agil?"
"there's no reason to stop"
No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.
Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."
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Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
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When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity
No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.
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"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.
"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?