Airpods

Two white cocks hanging out of your ears while blasting music into your fat and moisty brain.
Flex like ouu

I have airpods omg im so rich!!

Airpods

A symbol of richn't. Anyone who owns Airpods are usually the slaves of people who own Samsung smart fridges or Gucci toilets.

Guy 1: "I just got some new headphones, guy 1."
Guy 2: "I don't speak broke, I have Airpods."

Guy with Samsung Fridge: "I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"

Airpods

Apple cashgrab

Oh no they released Airpods! ........ Again

Airpods

A scam product created by Apple to steal your money.

I just wasted my money on Apples Airpods.

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Airpods

Shit twins created by Apple.

-Hi Jack!
-...
-Jack, do you listen me?
-...
-Jack!
-...

Few minutes later

-Ohh, hello. Sorry, I had Airpods in my ears.

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Airpods

Overpriced garbage wireless earbuds that look like toothbrushes hanging out your bloody ears.

"Yo wazzup bro I got new Airpods" "You mean those overpriced toothbrushes?" "_______..,.,.,../////////___<?<>!!~~@@!)++!"

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Airpods

Earbuds made for poor people who can't afford the fucking wires!

Example: you drop your phone and your using airpods, there is nothing to keep it from hitting the ground and shattering. But if you're wearing Wired Earbuds, the wire has a HUGEEEE possibility of saving it from hitting the ground.

girl 1: Did you see Kaden's Airpods?
girl1: they are the hottest thing I've ever seen on him! I'm literally drooling
girl 2: Yea I did see them. But first off they are not hot, he just can't afford wires, and second your nasty get away.

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