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Al Gore

A cure for insomnia.

Doctor, I can't get any sleep. What should I do?
Take two Al Gores and call me in the morning.

by Michael Barr April 8, 2006

735πŸ‘ 1055πŸ‘Ž


Al Gore

Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag:

A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.

This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not! ~Al Gore

by Big_Tone August 11, 2008

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al gore

Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet

Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet

by NS March 30, 2005

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Al Gore

"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore

"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."

by Al "Forrest Gump" Gore October 22, 2004

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Al Gore

I own my own shrimpin business.

I'm Al Gore and my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.

by Al Gore February 4, 2005

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Al Gore

Al Gore did claim to invent the internet while he was in the Senate. The quote can be heard by downloading from Bearshare, Kazaa, Ares or pretty much any file sharing program.

Al Gore made a complete ass of himself and even managed to lose to Bush. Unreal.

by Jim Ignatauski June 24, 2005

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Al Gore

A politican who ran for president of the United States in 2000. He has never gotten over the fact that he lost, and will still make comments on the election, even though it has been a good 5+ years. He also has an obsession with global warming.

Al Gore has a new movie, called "An Inconvenient Truth", which, inconveniently, happens to be a movie filled with charts and graphs, and has no entertainment value.

by startpanicing August 26, 2006

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