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Alan

A man who often pulls on his own dick and other peoples to.

your such a alan

by fatdog75 December 5, 2018

42πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Alan

alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum

Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures

by Mega_Hater April 30, 2019

47πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


alan

A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick

Your such an Alan

by ErabBabo September 2, 2017

36πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Alan

A homoseuxal person who sucks dick and loves men

β€œOh he is such an alan”

Wow did you see that guy? Such an alan.

by Nugba April 11, 2020

22πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Alan

A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it

Shady: *dab*

Alan: *screeches at high pitch frequency to summon a portal*

by Hdhsbsbwnwmkekens January 2, 2020

33πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Alan

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Alan cares about you even when it seems nobody else does. They tend to be silly and joke around. They never want you to be sad, and always will do all they can to make you smile. They care about you and are aware of your emotions and feelings. Definitely boyfriend material.

I love Alan. He’s my favorite person in the world.

by Bibleman234 July 11, 2021

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Alan

a really super fantastic guy.
not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,
My Alan is amazing

Look there's my boyfriend!
Omg he's THE Alan?
Yes!!

by Mel<3'sHerAlan July 18, 2009

2241πŸ‘ 2211πŸ‘Ž