Alanna is one of the best friends you'll ever have! She is intelligent, beautiful and kind. She is the most trustful person you could ever meet
Wow! I want Alanna with me!
Alanna is cool!
A person of the yellow variety who is very quiet and laughs at every bad joke. Never a good one.
Damn, that girls an Alanna. She always be laughing at dumb shit.
Super cool but short
Wow you’re so short your name must be Alanna
Fiercely loyal, a good friend, would do anything for the people she loves, probably has a dog named Carly Rose, incredibly intelligent, very quick witted, speaks quickly and with purpose, social and outgoing, loves to have a good time, loves the beach, unreasonably pretty, highly independent (she don’t need no man), but loves hanging out with friends, a great writer, very ambitious, could start a revolution is necessary, will always defend you.
Me:
Alanna: *throws a surprise party*
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Alanna is awesome and comedy and she loves to eattttttt
Girl: dangggg she must loveee to eat that's an alanna
Other girl : yassss it issss
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Definition of A COMPLETE SNACK! She’s attractive in every way and she makes you wanna drop down to your knees and do anything for her. She has a kink for pulling hair and choking. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous long brown hair...
That’s a lie, she’s not a snack, she’s the WHOLE DAMN MEAL!
Damnn, Alanna is such a snack.
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Alanna is a small midget with really huge boobs. In fact they're bigger than the Earth itself. She is very hyper, and loves sour patch kids. She is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. She tends to zone out a lot though, so be prepared to repeat what you said a couple of times. She is very book-smart but not quite street-smart. She has hair that grows faster than Rapunzel. She is addicted to facebook, and constantly tries to delete it but usually re-opens it within a few days. She isn't like most slutty teenagers because she doesn't care what people think about her. She doesn't go out of her way to impress people. She does what she wants, and says what she wants. In conclusion Alannas are the shit. And you should meet one. :D
Girl- There was just an Earthquake in Cali
Girl- Bro, I didn't know Alanna's Boobs took a trip to California.
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