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The first name of a drag queen called Alaska Thunderfuck 5000
Someone: Hey did you think katya Zamolodchikova was robbed in all stars two ?
Me: noooo bitch alaska deserved the win !
A realm in between this dimension and a plane of existance filled with pure destructive horror. This other world shall be known as PlaneX. This fissure in the space/time dimension wall is the source of all negative thoughts, emotions and consequently actions. The lack of light for extended periods of time and frigid temperatures have been attributed to the off kilter rotation of the earth in relation to the sun. It is in fact due to the contamination of being in contact with PlaneX emanations for long periods of time. The effects of these emanations do not spread equally across distance but rather in a seemingly malificently intelligent manner. Further research is being conducted. Any trip to alaska is highly advised against.
"Its been a shitty day alaska's really fucking with me."
"Alaska told me to..."
-a quotation from a psychotic man caught genetically enginering an army of super squirrel children hybrids
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America's Hair Flowing in the Wind!!!
Alaska is, indeed, America's Hair Flowing in the Wind.
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A person (who may be male or female) who is deeply impulsive, and will act entirely on a whim. They probably smoke, and are pretty unpredictable. Often veer between being the life of the party and silent and thoughtful. Have a brilliant taste in literature.
For more, see Looking For Alaska by John Green.
DFTBA
1: Who's that diving into the lake?
2: That's Jay, she's so impulsive.
1: Dude, she is such an Alaska.
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Anal Sex.
It is dark, damp, muddy, and everyone wants to go there once, but once you've been there, ....
My girlfriend finally let me to go to alaska, but I don't think that will be happening again.
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The worst state in the United States. Most people who live here are: 1. Born here and never move. 2. Are forced to live here either because of the military or because they are under 18 and have insane parents who make them live in this shithole. Most people walk around carrying a gun and spouting how they think alaska's "LIKE TOTES AMAZING AND WE CAN LIKE SHOOT EVERYTHING AND ITS LIKE 40 DEGREES BELOW ZERO BUT ITS LIKE TOTAL PARADISE! OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!"
Alaska is the worst place ever.
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The nickname for a sexy, auburn-haired, tall, long-legged, big-breasted woman. She knows what she wants in a man and it's a tall, broad-shouldered, masculine man, with a great cock which she loves sucking for hours and he knows how to make her come like no one else.
Alaska is hilarious and has a laugh like an angel. Alaska's laugh can make a grown man have an erection just by hearing it.
Alaska is a rockstar.
Check out that Sexy-Ass girl at the bar.
"What up, Alaska?"
"I wanna slap your ass, Alaska!"
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