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A very respectable man. You should always respect him.
- Do you respect Aldis?
- Of course I do.
Store with all kinds of cheap crap.
Did you see Aldi's advertention?!A new PC for 200 $!
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This guy Aldis is someone who knows the best jokes and has the best pickup lines, ever. All these jokes come from a great heart whit a cute smile. Has a big cock in the garden. Plays piano like no one else!
Pronounce /All-this/-/ALDIS
You: Do you know Aldis?
Me: All-this what?
You: All this dick.
If you know an Aldis then you know a person like no other, an Aldis is a hustler, does what he needs to do to make that money, he often times finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time, he's a smart person, just makes a lot of dumb decisions, his main goal in life is to make it to the top
"Hey who's that dude selling earphone's to George?"
"Oh that's Aldis, dude's always hustling"
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(v.) To realize upon using a product from Aldi that it is in fact not as good as a name brand and was a regrettable purchase.
This milk tastes like old socks.
Dude, you got Aldied. Go to a real grocery store next time.
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Absolute joke of a "supermarket" where off-brands are sold in cardboard boxes instead of shelves! Jive ass store that keeps popping up everywhere. Makes Save-A-Lot look like Bloomingdale's.
Toothless Fayette County, PA resident: "Pack up da kids- we're goin' to Aldi's to buy Chicken and Dumplin's in a can for dinna wit my Access card!"
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Newly coined politically INcorrect word used in the south of England to describe mentally retarded individuals. ALDI -Adult-with-Learning-DIfficulties.
It is used to attach the stigma of an extremely unpopular "supermarket" to unfortunate individuals who suffer from a mental illness.
Only used by decent people when used to describe Chavs
Idiot Chav 1: Oi Mush give us a box of fags
Decent Person: Get lost ALDI
Idiot chav 1: Hey bob he called me a ALDI!
Idiot Chav 2: Lets get him!
Decent Person: *Pulls gun and shoots them*
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