Al

A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.

Guy 1: Who is Al?

Girl 1: The most fucking bad ass sexy man ever......fact.

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Al

A person who is ALWAYS right. Never question it. You’re wrong.

“Have you ever met Al? That bitch is ALWAYS right!” “We love Al. She’s amazing and she’s always right.”

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ALS

Short for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, otherwise known as "Lou Gehrig's Disease". It's a neurodegenerative disease characterized by muscle spasticity, rapidly progressive weakness due to muscle atrophy, and difficulty speaking, swallowing, and breathing. ALS is the most common of the five motor neuron disease.

Peter Frates was diagnosed with ALS, and due to appearences at various meetings and such events, the ALSIceWater challenge was created.

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alness

A shitty little town in scotland. Sometimes retardedly known as "the ghetto".

normal person: hey there how are you?
alnessian: I'll break your fuckin' face in!

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Al

What you can call Paul Simon.

"If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al"

- "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon

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ale

a type of beer, which is an alcoholic beverage made from grain. in the case of ale malted barley and sometimes malted wheat are the key ingredients. ale is the world's oldest form of beer dating back before the advent of agriculture. ale and alcoholic beverages are likely the reason humanity settled down to cultivate grain and left the more efficient and enjoyable hunter gatherer lifestyle. before there was lager, which is a fairly recent type of beer, there was ale. ales use top fermenting strains of yeast and are brewed and often served at warmer temperatures than lager. ales generally have a more robust taste, are more complex and are best consumed cool (50F or a bit warmer) rather than cold.
common styles of ale include pale ale, brown ale, dubbel, witbeir, bitter, hefeweizen, stout, barley wine, lambic and porter. there has been a fairly recent resurgence of ales brewed in the US and around the world which rose out of the microbrewery / craft brewing revolution that began in the early 1980s

to hell with this light lager crap! i need an ale!

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Aled

Pure Brilliance and Intellect.

My lords! Dave has finally become an Aled

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