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When you are fucking a girl, and whilst changing positions you shoot your load unexpectedly all over her.
“Danny was so disappointing in bed. He pulled out to switch to missionary and he Alec Baldwin’d all over my tits!”
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To Alec Baldwin someone is to accidentially shoot someone in the face due to bad gun and/or trigger mangement.
Last night Wayne went to the gun-range. He showed no respect for trigger management and might end up alec baldwinning someone.
A condition in which an otherwise handsome young actor grows up to resemble a potato. While women can suffer from ABS, it's largely the domain of men.
Other examples of actors who suffered from Alec Baldwin Syndrome include Orson Welles and Marlon Brando
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When you tell a girl you’re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway
Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now she’s pregnant.
No one really knows, because it is super secret.
dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!
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A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."
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The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.
"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"