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The coolest and most popular kid in school, he is smart, funny and sexy. Almost every girl wants to be his girlfriend and they can't resist looking at him.
Person 1: I wish I could ask Alek out.
Person 2: Alek is so sexy and pretty.
35👍 16👎
The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.
Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
7👍 2👎
A beautiful exotic girl that loves to have fun, super rare. Aleks are the best person to talk to. Never let her go or you will regret it.
Person 1: “Have you seen that girl Alek?”
Person 2: “Yeah she’s amazing”
15👍 9👎
Aleks is the kindest person you will ever meet. She has a careless beauty to her that makes others jealous. She is a wild child and is always happy. She can put a smile on your face within minutes. She is kind, funny, beautiful, and above all humble. She cares way too deeply, she will never leave you no matter how many times you’ve hurt her. She is shy, but once you get to know her you’d wish you meet sooner. She is the light of the world.
Aleks is everything you’d want to be
11👍 6👎
To do a ''Aleks'' is when you say you are sick while you are at home playing video games while there is a test at school.
''friend 1'': Where is James?
''friend 2'': I don't know, maybe he is doing the ''Aleks''.
9👍 6👎
A fucking annoying retard that has anger issues. He will try to ruin everything and everyone around him. He is the doom of the century.
No one
Aleks: I will murder your family
18👍 12👎
A very handsome boy. Alek is very sweet, noble, and cute. He is an amazing person and any girl is lucky to have him. Alekcan be edgy at first but eventually it gets kinda cute. Alek usually has good hair that will make you want to get laid by him. If you don’t have an alek get one because you’re missing out of some good A1 sauce
Person 1: did you let alek get head ?
Person 2: ofcourse , look at his beautiful hair!!
4👍 1👎