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God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.
Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'
Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'
A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.
Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.
Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.
In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.
Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.
a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater
i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner
This means Alex Turner turns you on.
This makes Alex Turner me on
A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.
A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006
A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.
Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.