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An ankle bracelet that you wear when you are under house arrest for DUI
I wanted to go to the club with my homie but he notified me that he couldn't leave the house for 30 days due to his alkie anklet
5👍 3👎
The funny guy of the group , everyone needs a person like him in their life. His loyal as a friend but he can be very immature sometimes
PS: He is also the class clown
A: omg Alkis is so gorgeous!
B: Girl NO!! He is way too immature, believe me if you want a relationship with him you two are gonna break up in no time
A: SHUT UP he is better than my ex anyways ;)
A wonderful, amazing person with style and personality who loves to drink alcohol❤️
(if the person is a she, she gets easily pregnant 🤰)
Iman, the Alki is pregnant again
And now she got a bellyache
Alkis is someone who gamietai very often.
-I saw Alkis gamietai this morning.
-Yes he does it all the time.
Alkis is a guy you can not easily understand. You can not communicate with him. Very likely to drink tsipouro.
Do not waste your time with him. Leave him and if he cares about you he will chase you.
- I don't understand how this guy thinks! It's impossible to communicate with him!
- He is an Alkis, don't expect too much.
An amazing human being that I love more than anything and that I'm beyond grateful to have as my bestie
ilysm <33
Alki is Ela's babagril that she secretly adores <3
Full of alkaseltzer.
Filling yourself up with alkaseltzer, typically via the rectum.
"Hey dude i'm gonna get alkied up and go to walmart today!"