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Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."
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City in Pennslyvania. Great place to grow up racially diverse. Great people, great city, great schools. However the white people dont like the fact that theres alot of hispanics, because theyre most likely jealous. FUCK the haters, like the one above me.
Allentown is a great place to live, where your children will grow up in a racially diverse background.
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When an individual parks their vehicle in the street, turns on their hazard lights, and exits in order to enter a store or house without losing their spot in traffic. Named as such for its common occurrence in downtown Allentown, Pennsylvania.
"Hey man, you were 20 minutes late picking me up from the airport."
"Sorry, dude, I ran into about 10 Allentown Specials on the way up here."
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1) HELL
2) MORE HELL
3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning
4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment
5) The uniforms suck
6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes
7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)
8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.
9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!
10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile
11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"
Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"
My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"
“hey where you stay”
“oh stay in allentown”
“so the ghetto”
“yea”