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when the mere thought or suggestion of ingesting something, such as food, evokes an intense negative emotional response.
i.e. the thought of eating onions makes me want to puke, thus invoking an emotional allergy
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a) An allergic reaction to cum.
b) A resistance to receive a cumshot.
c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian.
My girlfriend won't let me cum on her tits. It's like she has a skeet allergy or something.
That girl looks like a dike - she must have a skeet allergy.
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When a person does not like to be ejaculated on
Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..
In a man's case, having a nut allergy is to be homophobic. In contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.
1. Whats Nick's problem with Sebastian getting all touchy feely?
Dunno, he must have a nut allergy.
2. "Does she want to go to the prom with me?"
Nah, she can't cos of her nut allergy.
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A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.
Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.
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An allergy sandwich is a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. Lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. The cool people, however, do not. They know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.
Lulu: Oh man, what is that you're devouring?
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.
Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.
Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.
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An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"
You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."