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almond joy

The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!

by tomphoofer August 11, 2007

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almond joy

the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant

"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"

by impervious May 17, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Almond joy arms

The outcome of a relatively skinny person going to the gym and only using the bicep machine, causing their arms to resemble an almond joy.

Joe; "Is it just me or does Colby have almond joy arms?"
Dylan; "I think he's been hitting the bicep machine a bit too hard."

by JH82 November 20, 2017

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almond joy shawty

those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside

yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!

by hawafrican man October 25, 2009

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Albuquerque Almond Joy

When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.

I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.

by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010

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Almond Joy Boy

a derogatory statement towards homosexuals. Technically, it's when a guy cums in the ass of another guy when there is fecal matter within the rectum. The outcome resembles an Almond Joy candy bar.

With the way that Jeff was bent over you would know for sure he was an Almond Joy Boy.
also:
Jeff always makes sure to bring extra toilet paper because of his tendency to be an Almond Joy Boy.

by rawrgrawrvicky January 15, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome

Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."

Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome

by Luis H. November 19, 2004

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