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A mom who is stuck in dieting culture. The mom who projects their fears of fat phobia onto their own kids. The mom who thinks she is doing good for their kids but is really causing trauma. The term originates from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”.
“I hated my almond mom. She would always make comments about my weight”
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A delicious alcoholic beverage usually served in Yurt dive-bars.
I see Chris has brought us something besides COVID to try from his last trip to Wuhan. It is a drink derived from the elusive Almond Yak!
A drink only known to Yurt bar patrons and travel medicine doctors expressed from the almond bits of a yak.
"That Almond Yak had quite a kick", said the bar patron, after finding himself on the ground behind an angry Mongolian yak.
The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
It’s a low lying fart cloud, often lingers for extended periods of time in one spot
Look out, almond fog, aisle 5!
I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
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almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
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