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The worlds best Left wing back. He's even better than Carlos on free kicks and has the pace of the flash on a counter attack. He's a true lady killer too. He can play striker if he wants as well.
Did you see Marcos Alonso the other day? Blimey he's even better than Prime Maldini!
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When a guy sucks someone's dick but says it didnt happen
Hey dude did u see that dirty Alonso
Wait no way dude hes a dirty Alonso but hes so hot .
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The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license
"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"
Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.
Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...
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Pete Alonso is famous for hitting bombs, saying LFGM and having a bad batting average with amazing homeruns totals
Pete Alonso is the best baseball player right now it’s not even close
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Probably the lamest school in Tampa florida, you have pesty ass white girls that think they’re “cool” 90% of the school is just hispanics and they all smoke weed in the bathroom and shit anywhere they see. Black people there are cool tho
“Aye man what school you go to?”
“Alonso high school”
“man youse a bitch”
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An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times
Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"
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