1. Accelerated Learning Program.
The coolest camp in Wisconsin. Only the best of the best take honor classes over summer FOR FUN!
2. A place to meet hott nerds.
Val: Check out the guy over there in the Star Wars shirt...
Trish: Yummy, I'm going to get me some of that! No one goes to ALP to learn!
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the first man to conquer the largest mountain range - alps hans veto - the mountains were names after him for his courage.
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a wanna be/show off and most alpings are homosexual.
man 1: dude this guy is gay.
man 2: i know and look at him showing off his ferrari.
man 3: hes an alping.
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Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.
Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.
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A term for small breasts.
Guy 1: "Whoa! She's hot!"
Guy 2: "Meh. She's got dutch alps."
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From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"
I can't believe you bought APB on release day. You really got found in the Alps on that one.
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