Alp

*the opposite of Bae(Before Anyone Else)
After Lots of People

Guy: Honey you my BAE
Girl: Well you my ALP

Guy: Wait what...
Girl: After Lots of People...
Guy: I want a list of names
Girl: no

*fight ensues

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Alps

A mountain range in Switzerland

I went to the Alps

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Alps

the first man to conquer the largest mountain range - alps hans veto - the mountains were names after him for his courage.

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Alp

Asshole, piece of crap, not that smart, try hard.

You are such a alp
Stop being a alp

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Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

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Dutch Alps

A term for small breasts.

Guy 1: "Whoa! She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Meh. She's got dutch alps."

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Found in the Alps

From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"

I can't believe you bought APB on release day. You really got found in the Alps on that one.

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