Alto

A person who looks Emo but really isn't. Usually associate with Emo's, and act pretty much like them. The only way to tell them apart is that they have a different attitude. It's all in the attitude.
See also: emo bean, wussy.
Derived from 'Alternative'. Pronounced 'AAHL-toe'

Damn i hate that bar it's full of Alto's.

No she's not emo, she's just Alto. She's an annoying wannabe groupie though . . .

Shut up, Alto-fag.

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Alto

A man who, despite his hardships in acting manly, is constantly passed off as a woman. However girls dig gender-confused men, so he gets two pussies for one cheap price. Also may be banging his friend's girlfriend, too.

"Who's the hottest woman in Macross Frontier?"

"Alto Saotome, of course!"

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Alto

1. The section of a choir for the lowest female singers.
2. The section of a choir for butches.

The two definitions can be used interchangeably

David: "Damn, that Rachel girl has one low voice."
Marvin: "Well she would, she's a butch."
David: "I thought she was an Alto?"
Marvin: "Meh same thing."

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alto

The low women's part in a choir, they have low voices because of all the head they give to the tenors and basses. Can occasionally be found singing a part below the tenors.

those altos are so slutty, they are constantly under tenors, even singing

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alto

1) the section of a choir containing all the females with incompetent vocal chords who can not hold a melody

2) the part that usually holds one note while the soprano part dazzles ad shines

Those altos are singing the soprano part again

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Alto

A gay hotspot in the heart of Soho

Oh my God, Alto is such a gay club

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Palo Alto

1. A town where even the homeless have laptops
2. A tree in said town.

A one room shack in Palo Alto would cost a million dollars.

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