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a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.
"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."
"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."
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pikey filled area similar to bordon. family is linked between these two towns.
common conversation between someone from alton and another higher class person....
Person A "aiteee bruv"
Person B (An outsider) "Do i know you?"
Person A "nah but just being polite innit boi"
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The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.
See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.
Sasha alton can be used for being the furry of the group that uses "E"
E is a origin use of being a cool person that likes furries.
Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.
One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.
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A small town in Saint Charles County, Missouri, which sits right across the Mississippi River from Alton, IL. The area is well known as a dumping place for bodies of dead hookers and crackheads.
"Y'all hear? They found another dumped hooker body in West Alton."