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Getting a blow job while playing video games.
Yo, I bet he can't get the American Dream tonight.
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A drink that is equal parts banana and strawberry blended with half a liter of canadian whiskey.
American Dream created in So Nev
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The American Dream (to the eyes of a European) could be summerized by just one picture: a bald eagle with its wings spread out, with a 50. minigun under each one while the American flag waves pridefully in the background
You can't spell American Dream without spelling Eric Andre
The American dream is where people strife for success, and want a better life and lifestyle than their parents had.
The American Dream can be made a reality, if one would wake up and strife for success.
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The act of deliberately making oneself pass out or inducing a seizure. Done by obscuring the mouth and nose with one's hands, deliberately hyperventilating for 15 seconds, then getting a friend to hit you in the chest (and ideally catch you when you pass out or have a seizure.).
'X did the American Dream in class and had a seizure. His eyes were rolling up in his head.'
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Work only minimal hours doing pretty much nothing and at the same time recieve a 6 digit salary.
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