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a short, midget smurf that runs around with a taser shocking all his friends.
Jesse: Ow! What the hell?
Dany: Ha ha, looks like Alfredo passed by.
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the snow white liquid that oozes out of your throbbing manhood when eating something that tastes incredible.
This steak is so good, I want to cover it with my alfredo.
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Abdullah’s hot pet lizard who fucks all the Hoes. Maybe he is even with your girl right now
Josh: Did you see Alfredo
Timmy: yeah he stole my girl
usually loses siblings to bestfriend, younger siblings usually get more love and attention
"I just Alfredo'd his sister last week"
This Mexican guy who is fanatic of metal, . Lives in a small town in California called Dos Palos. Does a lot of working out, but is really weary when it comes to sports. He is shy and very quiet, unless you know him very well. He often gets mistaken for a Satanist for the things he does and the band shirts he wears. He may or may not be mentally unstable (according to people). He plays all the basic instruments in metal such as, drums, guitar, bass and has decent skills with all of them. He only has a handful of friends and tries to enjoy life, but often can't, because of people's stupidity and their taste in music, also the amount of insults and injuries he gets are a fuck ton. He is very comedic, and a very enjoyable person, but often gets questioned for his morbid thoughts and sense of humor. One can never figure him out, he always hides his emotions and his thoughts, unless you're good enough to get it out of him. But overall he's a pretty cool dude to hang out with. And when it comes to talking to metal oh ho ho, his knowledge on it is incredibly high, he knows a ton of bands and his three favorite sub-genres are black, death, and traditional metal. Some of his favorite bands bands include, Bathory, Obscura, Angeles Del Infierno, Baron Rojo, Cannibal Corpse, Pestilence, Gorgoroth, Mayhem, Judas Priest, Burzum, Luzbel, Suffocation, Death. So anyways, if you go to California, you might see him around...
Person 1: HEY SATAN.
Person 2: You look like a 17 year old.
Person 3: Go away you devil worshiper.
Person 4: No one likes you, kill yourself.
Alfredo: Fuck all of you and rot in hell.
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He is very charming with the ladies but he stays loyal to one.
He has his friends back
He is also amazing in the bed He has a huge Cock and he always makes girls happy in bed
Alfredo has a big cock
Tall person that talks too much text.
That guy is called Alfredo.
You are like Alfredo.