maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe

Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!

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Shit Cafe

The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.

Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.

Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.

Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.

Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.

Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.

Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!

Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.

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Transformice Cafe

A cringe inducing miniforum on Transformice where most flamewars and arguements on there. Every cafer is different, but in all honesty they all fucking suck.

(example of how the Transformice Cafe acts)
Eggmanmeep: fuck u xhiddenangelx
Xhiddenangelx#1277: ?
Draco#3607: i luv u eggmanmeep
Dont_treadonme#2642: yea fgt
Quim#0230: no u
Marxymice: stfu
dragon_fire#8696: fuck me im a 12 year old hooker uwu owo daddy
Heroguy#1463: cum on me pls
Specialmice1: o_ o
Edgyteen: v_v
Cosmofox#7413: uhh
Shamshak: what
Peonyy#2157: hmm

mephisto’s cafe

Hell

“Mephisto” Is derived from the German word Mephistopheles, meaning devil.

Thomas-“We’re going down to mephisto’s cafe”

beachwood cafe

if you searched this because of harry styles, let me tell you he is actually talking about the beachwood canyon cafe where louis tomlinson and harry styles are rumored to have met up. And to add to that, the lyrics in the song *Canyon* Moon he says "Doors yellow, broken, blue" whereas the interior of the beachwood canyon cafe is yellow and blue.

larry at the beachwood cafe

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antic cafe

The full name of the j-rock band more commonly known as ancafe and , improperly, antique cafe. They are known for their lighter, upbeat sound and image that makes them oshare kei instead of visual kei. They consist of:
miku:the happy, pretty vocalist
bou:the very cutesy, girly, kawaii guitarist
teruki:the spazzy, talkitive drummer (less creative dresser)
kanon:possibly the hottest in really a cute, punky way thing to ever be on earth. the bassist

Did you hear Antic Cafes new song Pusshin Prin? I love it! I had no idea that miku was a pudding fetishist!

Antic Cafe had a great concert last night, teruki and bou did a really yummy fanservice.

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Cafe Rhea

Diarrhea as a result of eating at Cafe Rio

It's hard to get any work done with all this Cafe Rhea I got from eating two pork enchiladas for lunch.