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Adapted from the business "SWOT analysis", it is a way in which someone can analyse and rate women. It focuses on 4 important aspects.
Skills: This is how well you expect them to be in bed
Wankability: This is how easy you would find it to have a wank over them (Sexiness)
Ass: How nice her ass is
Tits: How nice her tits are
You would rate each of these out of 10 then take an average giving you there overall score. Though recently a C has been added making it SWATC. This C represents cuteness as it was thought to be another important aspect.
Lets do some SWAT analysis on her.........What did you get?
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A form of ritual torture, usually performed by high school and college English teachers. It involves forcing students to read an inconprehensible piece of literature, then write a report about a vaguely defined topic relating to the piece, usually consisting of 8-10 or more pages. Has been outlawed in some European countries.
I want you all to read Homer's Illiad, then write a 13-15 page report on its relation to the condition of Asia at the time. It will be due next week.
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A form of poetry reading where you take every line of text out of context and interpret it super loosely.
Teacher: Let's begin poetry analysis.
Author: The curtains are blue.
Teacher: The curtains are blue means that the owner is struggling with mental illness and is thinking about suicide.
Author: No, the curtains are fucking blue.
To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.
When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.
The course that an undergraduate mathematics and/or physics major must take at some point in their four year degree program. The purpose of this course is to cognitively bitch slap the shit out of the young and aspiring mathematician until he collapses into a deep, comatose like depression. At this point, the young mathematician begins to question concepts like the number zero, and its relationship to the amount of love received by his/her parents, the amount of attention received from the opposite sex, the amount of intelligence which resides within the capacities of their own mind, etc. Some classical analogues of this course are as follows: "getting stiff armed by Gerome Bettis while receiving a left hook from Tyson; having a homeless person give you his change, because he felt you needed it more; getting dunked on by a kid in a wheelchair; childbirth; Learning that your mother gave birth to you while taking a dump; catching a line drive down center field with your face; running through a gauntlet of ninjas, all of whom can round-house kick sand into glass." and last but not least, "its like taking 100 tabs of ecstasy while journeying to the center of existence"
Steve--"Hey Dave, how do you think you did on that Complex Analysis test?", Dave--"Dude, i got raped.", Steve-- "indeed, was it everything you had hoped for?" , Dave-- "yeah man, and more."
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This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.
I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.
A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.
The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.
The meme itself is used in various comment sections.
Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.
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