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A combat android who protected mankind from alien invaders. Now a retired soldier turned French Maid to serve a boy who was her late commander for the remaining 398 days she has to live. She's also known for her anti-ecchi personality by confiscating porno magazines with her catchphrase: "Dirty Thoughts are Bad!".
Guy #1: What do you think of Mahoro Ando?
Guy #2: I dunno, if she was real I'd lock up my secret stash of porn.
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An extremely small measurement of length.
person 1 - 'Dude, how big is your new telly?'
person 2 - 'About 600 Ando-Penises' (20 inches)
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Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!
Mr ando of the woods blew my mind!
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A masculine female. A leader. A goddess among mortals. A descendant of Jesus Christ himself, the Ando Pando, also referred to as “Jen”, confidently struts around the block. She is outrageous and crude; her infamous stories perhaps divulge too much information. Yet, they are entertaining at the very least and life-altering at their best. Her sewing skills are that of a professional designer- her clothes are more exclusive and of better quality and character than Gucci - her floral print dresses with uneven hems make Givenche look like garbage. Her spirit animal is a wild tigress, and she follows suit in the bedroom. She has only one flaw, and only she knows what it is.
May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.
“Yo Ando Pando, chuck us a ciggy”
Hey balls, have you seen broască ando sacou's outfit?