the angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass if the heat of the meat is constant.
x (angle of the dangle) = y (mass of ass)/k (heat of meat)
k is the constant.
angle of the dangle hard on cockjunk package
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Calculate the angle of the dangle so you can maximize the motion of the ocean.
I need to calculate the angle of the dangle so I can maximize the motion of the ocean.
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When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
Good advice for pleasure seekers!
Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.
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