Anish

An Indian man with a very creepy and perverted mind who believes in non-committed relationships and hitting on any girl and her friends who talks to him. Warning: may become angry when rejected!

Tends to have strange habits, likes and dislikes.

Best avoided at all times.

Girl 1) I saw Anish today and he pestered me for sex...again!
Girl 2) Oh my god! He did that to me too yesterday...
Girl 3) Me too, the dirty scumbag
Girl 1, 2 & 3) Ewwwwww!!!

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Anish

(v.) to over-hype something; to exaggerate excessively

(n.) a brown, round-shaped form, commonly found making appearances in the TV show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

(adj.) lame, homo-sexual, annoying, out of context

(v.)
person A: "hey dude, did you go to that party?"

person B: "yea man, it was soooo sick! there were like 10 kegs, 5 strippers, a donkey, and jerry garcia! man, i was soooo wasted, i blacked out and hooked up with this totally hot chick!"

person A: "dude, that party was totally dead. why do you you gotta ANISH it?"

(n.)
"were you watchin adult swim last night? man, ANISH was hilarious when he pissed off frylock and turned himself into a bowling ball to get away."

(adj.)
"man, that party was sooo ANISH."
"broke-back mountain was really ANISH."
"i've got this mosquito bit on my ass and it starting to get ANISH."
"stfu Donny, you're ANISH."

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Anish

Gay asshole who no one wants to be friends with. He thinks he knows tons of things about technology but in reality he just keeps lying to himself.

I really don't want to be an Anish.

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Anish

To be Indian
To be greasy
To be skinny and hairy and everything nice.
To be rich in Habbo

Man that guy is so anish.
What an anish

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Anish

That one guy that beats up people with small cocks

Holy shit it's Anish omg run

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Anish

Fat, Lonely, Retard that looks like a nerd who smells like hair oil and curry. Isn't athletic and tries to act cool. has no friends and has to everyone of his comebacks approved by his mom. Also steals his little brother's clothes but his little brother bullies him all the time!

1)Your such an Anish! You have no friends.
2)Dude, You're So Obese, Stop Being An Anish!
3)Golf, Chess, and Ping-Pong are so Anish Like Sports!

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Anish

A name for a douchey but nice person. He thinks he is cool, but he knows he's not. He makes girls cry sometimes without knowing. And he does not have a small dick.

Your so Anish, you made that girl cry without even knowing.

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