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Where 5-6 cops sits on the side of the freeway, and pretty much busts everyone for speeding.
Me and 12 other cars got busted for going 70 on a 55 and I was like "WTF man, I thought it was safer to go with the flow of the traffic..."
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December 19. You may bully anyone named Carter as long as it does not go too far.
"Hey, did you hear it's annual Bully carter day?"
"Oh yeah, I have a good way to mess with carter."
In the 74th annual Hunger Games,24 tributes from districts 1-12 fight till the death of the 23 children ages 12-18 for the capitols enjoyment. The 24 tributes are: District 1- Marvel and Glimmer, District 2- Cato and Clove, District 3- boy and girl, District 4- boy and girl, District 5- boy and Foxface, District 6- boy and girl, District 7- boy and girl, District 8- boy and girl, District 9- boy and girl, District 10- boy and girl, District 11- Thresh and Rue, District 12- Peeta and Katniss. In the battle 11 tributes die on the first day and on the following days fro the most part one tribute dies a day but there are some days where there are no deaths in the arena. There are tracker jackers and mutts (muttations) to scare and threaten the tributes. In he end the gamemakers say that there can be two victors if from the same district, with Katniss and Peeta still alive, the kill Cato and then win the crown as the starcrossed lovers from district 12 hereby winning the 74th annual Hunger Games.
Peeta Quotes:
Peeta Mellark, "Sweetheart, are you here to finish me off?"
Peeta Mellark, "Remember we're madly in love so it's all right to kiss me when ever you feel like it."
Peeta Mellark, "Because she came here with me."
Adapted from the 74th Annual Hunger Games
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A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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This is the only day that you are allowed to nut during NNN so get as many nuts on this day as possible. Verified by the NNN Police to contact the NNN Police call 321-337-6557 or send “verify”.
Nov 10 Annual Nut Day is the best day in November
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That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.
Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"
Guy 2: "Who does she play?"
Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"
Every day of the year is annual let your boyfriend smash day ( if you don’t wanna fuck then you must send him a titty or a booty pic)
Hey baby it’s annual let your boyfriend smash day, bend over
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