When one gells his pubes into horns and rams one from behind
After MB embarrassed Billy, Billy then give the ginger a Charging Antelope that then turning them both gay
Maffew: Wrestling names - animal reference and a natural disaster
Jack: Mate I’ve got one straight away
Maffew: go ahead
Jack: antelope mudslide, that’s my wrestler name
Maffew: that sounds disgusting
Jack: that’s my version of the gorilla monsoon name
Maffew: you look so innocent and you come out with something like that
Jack: it’s probably on urban dictionary with something horrendous under it
The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.
And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.
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A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.
The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.
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when you sneak up behind someone and give them and pinch then really hard on the underside of their bicep.
Gwen- "Hahaha ur a loser!"
Travis- "Shut up before i give u an antelope bite!!!"
Gwen- "NO! Ive still got bruises on there from last time!!!"
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When a guy has whisky dick and tries to put it up a girls butt, and when he takes it out it's covered in doodie. Then, he draws a picture with the doodie on the girls chest!
Joe loves to show off his squishy antelope in front of Tory.
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The act of pouring a liquid substance down ones ass hole then sucking the shit out of it as to mimic an antelope.
“Dude I just gave my cousin a hungry antelope”
“Fuck the zoo, I’ll just get a hungry antelope”