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shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016


Appetizer Sympathizer

A woman and/or man who prefer a less than endowed man.

Example: "I don't like black men because their cocks are too big" said Danielle. "I prefer Asian men for their lil cocktail weenies." "I what you would more of a "Appetizer Sympathizer" if you will" proclaimed Danielle!

A woman and/or man who prefer a less than endowed man.

Example: "I don't like black men because their cocks are too big" said Danielle. "I prefer Asian men for their lil cocktail weenies." "I what you would more of a "Appetizer Sympathizer" if you will" proclaimed Danielle!

by The_Mitt_Tech August 25, 2015

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Redbank Appetizer Plate

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.

I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.

by sneaky schlonge March 3, 2010

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Albuquerque Appetizer

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.

I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.

by Roylee Luna August 17, 2008

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no appetizers just entrees

Skipping that foreplay bullshit (appetizers) and jumping right into sex ( the entree).

Guy 1: Yo man did she blow you before you fucked her?

Guy 2: Nah man, no appetizers just entrees.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Fuck foreplay man, I dove right in and got it

by macmanjeff1992 November 23, 2010

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going out for appetizers

a casual, no-strings-attached hookup.

guy 1: Stephanie is lookin good tonight. Is she single these days?
guy 2: I'm not sure, but if it were up to me, we'd be going out for appetizers tonight.

by littlewanton September 23, 2011

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Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.

I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.

by Bill Curry September 24, 2008

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