Apple

A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.

That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.

Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.

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A yummy fruit or an overly priced half eaten fruit.

"Hey I got u an apple for ur bday!"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"

"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"

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A very nice fruit that is very juicy and scrumptious when inside of a male/females warm inviting mouth.

Yo yeah its me mc burbary eating this apple on your mums fanny.

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A term Native Americans call city natives or anyone that praises Donald Trump or the colonist life that is Native. The reason is that they are red on the outside and white on the inside. An example is in A Diary of a Part-time Indian by Sherman Alexie

Yo man I haven't seen Herbert in a long time.
Dude, he went to Phoenix and got a white girl.
Dude, Da Fuck
Yeah man, he just drinking Starbucks and watching Seinfeld every day now.
Fuck, he is an apple rn. Fr,

Apple

Its a fucking apple what you expect?

Who tf searches up apples?

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Fruit

I like apples

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THE APPLE IS THE GREATEST FRUIT IN THE UNIVERSE DUE TO AMAZING PURPOSES IT HELPS YOUR TEACHER LIKE U MORE AND KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY WITH THE MIGHTY STRENGTH...........the list goes on

I AM.THE GOD....THE APPLEGOD!!!!

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