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A girl sucking on ballsacks mid-bukkake.
my nut is sore since she went apple picking
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A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.
There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.
Quite simply, male masturbation.
"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."
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Out finding a woman to grab on her ass
Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”
Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German
Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!