Apple

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

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a apple

Did you just misspell ''An apple''? Why the fuck are you on the internet?

Joe: Hey, Carol want a apple?
Carol: Did you just fucking misspell an apple?
Joe: sor nt ko kyes
Carol: What the fuck Joe

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apple

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

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Apple

A nice, delicious and round fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.

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Apples to Apples

The sexual act of two gay men slamming their balls into each other.

Bill and Joel played apples to apples last night, it got a little loud

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Apple to Apple

A person who keeps it in the family.

Instead of homie hopping, why don't don't you Apple to Apple?

apple

The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

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