Rich People Appliances

An appliance that looks so sleek and state of the art that zero of the functions actually work. An appliance made for those who've never had to use them. Hydrovac for maid payers, coffee makers for people who never need to wake up.

My mother in law filled our house with these junk Rich People Appliances and now I have to pay to get rid of them!

Appliance

Organist slang for an electronic church organ. They usually are poorly build representations of traditional pipe organs and use digital/analog technology which render them the laughingstock of the organist community. The sound they produce is usually fake and synthetic sounding, have such stop tabs as "full tremulant" and "reverb".

See "Toaster" or "Washing Machine"

I heard they have installed a God-awful appliance at St. Thomas Church to replace the old pipe organ... The organist hates it and plays the piano instead.

Stupid appliance, it has so many sticking notes, when you try to play it, it sounds like a swarm of angry bees.