The day a bitch nigga was born
Isaiah was born on April 23rd so he is a born bitch
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The day a girl named Krystin, or Paris are born.They are kind,pretty,and really skinny.They also love fortinite and Minecraft and probably have a friend named Mary.
Friend 1:omg sheโs so nice,when sheโs birthday.
Friend 2:isnโt it obvious,April 23!
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the day you have to ask your crush out
today is april 23 i have to ask out my crush! *scared weeb noises*
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if your birthday is today well your really pretty and all the guys/girls want you
that girl is born on april 23 shes gotta be drop dead gorgeous
national hanging brain day. primarily celebrated in the northeast united states, male residents of an area will drop their pants and boxers, and โhang brainโ without any reprocussions.
โcanโt wait till april 23 so i can go to mellisaโs house and spread eagle on her front lawnโ
โtim, let it go, she doesnโt love you anymoreโ
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a day where you get to slap anyone no questions asked.
you: its april 23. you know what that means...
random person: ok! do it!
national castration day. a day where any female can castrate a male before april 24 also know as national rape day
i need to handle that dude who raped that girl on april 23rd before april 24
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