april 29th it's the high infidelity national day! by taylor mf swift
sorry calvin harris but
You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?
National Do What Your Boyfriend Says For A Week
oh my god its april 29th! i have to do whatever my boyfriend tells me to do for a week!
April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!
P1 - Do you know what day it is?
P2 - No?
P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!
P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*
P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?
April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!
Nation show your bro your dick day
Yo, its April 29th u know what time it is.
The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know
Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!
April 29th is national makeout with your bf/gf day so do it
Gf: wanna makeout it’s april 29th
Bf: fuck yea!
April 29th is hot water day. It is a day you spend appreciating the hot water you have access too.
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“ its hot water day, so make sure you take time and appreciate your hot water.”